Andy and Darby's fun fact sheet for Oskar:
1. Alright buds best way to start the day is a all chocolate breakfast.
2. Always the option of cigarettes on the menu.
3. The quintessential factor in ensuring fun Oskar is to understand that u are a legal adult.
4. Being an adult u are able to; drive, drink, smoke, shoot and run for election.
5. Cambodian tv offers over 70 channels of brain numbing brilliance.
6. In Siem Reap for the low price of $10 u can feed live poultry to cute and cuddly 12 feet long crocodiles, don't worry the advertisement ensures this "preserves wild animals".
7. Dispose of pesky livestock with safe and humane rocket propelled grenades.
8. Buy endless amounts of goods u don't really need.
9. The trick to haggling is to aim for half of the offered price, be polite and remember that there is always somewhere else to buy what u want.
9. Be wary of "happy meals" unfortunately they tend to include include illicit substances rather than toys.
10. U are going to a truly weird and crazy country where u can do and see some amazing things so get amongst it.
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